cratty gus gus

you stumble across a strange dimension. it smells like cat fur and pine.

you feel a strange urge to shitpost nine times in a row.

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hi there, welcome! i'm cratty.

this is my little corner of the old web. there's not much here right now, but I'm adding things all the time.

feel free to have a look around.

leave a comment in the guestbook if you fancy :)

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q&a

Q: what the fuck is that name?

A: alright listen. it started as crataegus. it's slowly fallen off a cliff. i don't quite remember what happened, but it involves Gus Gus from the old-school animated Cinderella film and Tyler Oakley. I wasn't particularly obsessed with either, but the brainworm stuck.

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Q: are you always this silly?

A: yes. this is advanced silly. you think silly is your ally? i was born in it. molded by it. i didn't see a serious thought until i was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding (mostly yes, is the answer).

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Q: current interests or obsessions?

A: the locked tomb. james cameron's avatar. nature poems.